Also, there’ll be no one to blame for mistakes! Failures are just software errors and can be shrugged off! Increase profits and pay less for insurance! What’s not to like?

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The Ship of Theseus. If you’re on a vessel like that, it’s always one hand for the ship and one for yourself.

The only question is… Is it a vessel like that?

He’s doing stuff with a laptop in one hand and his phone in his other. You can’t hold onto railings like that. Definitely not safe for work.

Pretty sure the screen you see the AI on shines pretty brightly.

What the fuck is going on in these comments?

I can’t say I agree with your observation. I have met a lot of older people that were kind and positive. I have also met some that were jerks.

The common denominator seems much fewer fucks to give though, so I’ve hardly ever seen the “good vibrations” old people hang out with the miserable ones. Why would they? So if you only see miserable elders, it doesn’t have to be you, but it might be your environment. If you change the people you surround yourself with, it might get better. If the kind and caring people don’t want your company, that is another story - then you might want to look at yourself for reasons.

You have no connection to the surface and focus on rooms that keep you warm and naked?

I suppose the original was untranslatable.

Utterly. I tried to still keep the topic of “so many applied fields in comp sci” though.

Interesting that people notice. You made my day a little brighter here :)

Maybe the anti-chatbot-chatbot just screams “REPRESENTATIVE” repeatedly? Nobody said it had to be smart.

The fact that there are jokes based on formal logic that are simply horribly tragic implies the existence of jokes based on againstmal illogic that are complexly delightfully pleasant.

Am I doing this right?

Seems that it worked pretty well regardless if that’s what you did :)

“Yeah? Then why are your arms the diameter of a toothpick?”

Guess you should also always carry that box of flowers around, for additional effect.

Yeah, but you can only fit so much text into four panels, especially if there’s supposed to be at least a bit of a punchline. If people get curious as to what that number is and look it up or discuss it here, it’s already everything I could have hoped for.

I’m not sure if it was ever said that you couldn’t be your own friend, so maybe that kind of gives you something to start with.

That said, you’d of course have to kind of get along with yourself first. Dunno if I could, tbh.

I’ll just consider that a happy end.

Maybe we’re just soulmates?

Hope there’s a happy end to that story… Like, you saw their state, had a beer with them and fixed their relationship and finances?

Me and my imaginative girlfriend

Is that supposed to mean “imaginary” or does she just have a vivid imagination because there is, in fact, no app at all?

Those are glasses ;)