Look just be grateful the time traveler killed Hitler in his bunker before things got even worse.

Condiment King will not stand for his weapons being abused in this manner.

God never addressed themselves as him/her. They referred to themselves as I am.

You mean royals with cheese

Do you want to deal with glowing ones? Cause that is how you get glowing ones.

There is no way Dr. Mario has any training. He just throws random pills at the problems hoping that they line up and do something other than cause an overdose.

And then I noticed that she was sitting on…her…sweet…can…oh just thinking about that sweet can…

Not really an HP drain. More that they apply a very weak disease that stacks the longer it is applied. If it stacks enough it begins adding other status debuffs.

What about a politician who sexually harasses an employee and making that employee read their erotic interspecies fan fiction.

There were never any Mario games on Dreamcast.

If the flow of current follows in the direction the index finger is pointing, then the the magnetic field lines will flow in the direction the middle finger is pointing, the thumb points in the direction that the force is exerted.

https://youtu.be/ySx84Ca7BFQ

Imaginary numbers are any number multiplied by the square root of negative 1, a complex number has both a real and imaginary part. 10+i is complex, 10*i is imaginary.

Don’t you have to go to New Jersey to watch any professional sports team?

So if someone wants to watch those videos on collecting all the rings in Sonic games, where might a link to said list be? You know asking for a friend.

So now the show is going to be about the civil war among the care bears about the best way to fight negativity.

So did the cop pull him out and shoot him in self defense for burning the pancakes or just shoot him because that is what cops do.

Facts aren’t going to change any of them for voting for him. Quoting Revelations 13:3 might scare them a little. “One of the heads of the beast seemed to have had a fatal wound, but the fatal wound had been healed. The whole world was filled with wonder and followed the beast.”

If the government just prints a bunch of money to pay off their debit then each dollar is worth less than before. Plenty of countries have done it and almost always results in hyperinflation. The simple way to understand this is say, everyone has a dollar so very few things will cost more than a dollar, but if you started handing everyone $100 bills then people will see the value of a single dollar as being lower and start charging more for their goods and services. There are other things that go into hyperinflation but this is the explain like I’m 5 answer.

Now the government is basically paying its bills with a credit card and businesses and other countries own the debt betting that the US will keep paying towards its debt plus interest. If the government stops paying then fewer countries and businesses will be willing to offer credit. And once you run out credit then you have to start printing more money instead of adding more debt.

Oh no every electrical circuit is going to short out at the same time.

Fuck you, the printer demon demands more magenta.