Scary thing is, they really have guns like that…

Why would they change shapes!? SHAPES IS SHAPES!

Sigh…

…unzips

Roughly 1,600 TikTok posts were tagged #AnalogLife

If you’re posting on tiktok about how unplugged you are, you’re doing it wrong

Memory unlocked, lol:

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Decomposing Pumpkins!

Throw it at that plump kid

Because his mom did

Not give us good candy on Halloween!!

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A football player and a swimmer are just built very differently.

American Football uses damn near every body type you can think of. A lineman, wide receiver, quarterback, and kicker are all going to have wildly different body types. I’ve always found that pretty interesting.

Woosh.

War? What is it good for?

The amount of times I’ve stopped myself from ordering an air vent Cymbal attachment so I could rock out harder should be studied…

I think you mean Thots™

…again.

I’ll do it for half of your offer. $250 Billion is plenty for me to pull off a robot army.

Got it.

Pi is 6

Tear it halfway down, pause construction due to government shutdown, declare Mar-a-Lago “Presidential Estate”, collect rental fees from the government…

They’ve declared no SNAP for November, now

We have MMA now, though…

Do you know how many billions of dollars could be made if legal disputes were settled through trial by combat?

If Trump would have challenged Biden to a cage match the settle the election,everyone in the world would have watched the pay per view!

Wait… I don’t think I could handle watching Trump roll around shirtless in a diaper trying to fight…

Awkward Sucker

Oof…

Witch Hunt’s Ending

Ultimate Warrior was… Yeah, I don’t know how to finish that.

Cocaine is a helluva drug; the 'roids probably didn’t help much either.