If you just wait long enough those fish turn into mammals and go back in the water on their own.

I would like a traditional burial but I want to be shot from a human canon into the grave. I wish you luck in your endeavors.

First time I used a Garmin device to mark where we dropped crab pots in the Puget Sound. Saved a lot of time hunting for our buoys.

This is why I don’t believe the polls.

I suppose the Holocaust didn’t happen either then.

I am still in the habit of turning my wheels in when I park on a hill.

Yes, and horse racing is called “fast glue.” I’d post the old 4chan pic of them all but some are kinda offensive.

Been using Quboz for a few years now, I really like it.

I occasionally harness fire. Does that count?

Just drink the gas and run there yourself.

Weird looking replicator.

I can’t believe he’s back after he had sex with that pig on live TV.

They made at least one “southern fantasy” show, it was called Man in the High Castle based on work by American fantasy writer Phillip K Dick.

If you call them “idiot” you have a 50/50 chance of being right.

Took longer than I thought it would.

I’m surprised they haven’t used phosphorus on Gaza yet.

The closest thing I have to a retirement account is my full keif tray.

Does anyone remember a SNL parody of this commercial? I remember them using the same ELO song but can’t remember anything else about it.