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Boomers when someone wants to build a playground or a skatepark: “Noooo, that’s communism!”

Boomers asking the local government to subsidize their useless ass golf course: “Our community”

CIA hitmen:

I have a cat named Francis, but sometimes I call him Francisco Franco 😂

You listen to behind the bastards don’t you?

record scratch “yup, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got into this mess”

Everyday we tokyo drift further from god

Rupert Murdoch is proof that being an evil son of a bitch makes you practically immortal

Why do our drones keep crashing into synagogues?

“I swear to God, I left my car for like 5 minutes and it crashed through a synagogue by itself”

Ah fuck it, why not both

Can’t be worse than the children probably molested

Yeah, I’m working on applying that principle to my life. I’ve always had trouble saying no, but I’m getting a bit better at that. Also, maybe me saying “I hate people” was a bit of an over exaggeration, I just need to learn to avoid assholes and accept the fact that even good people have issues.

France has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever

What hyper tension does to a mf’er

Quite literally, his house is a giant trash can

Yeah, getting off facebook was probably the best thing for my mental health

Ah, thanks for clarifying, if you can’t tell I’m not particularly tech savvy

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