Title is misleading, FTA:

Confirmation that I am 63% British and Irish, 17% Danish and otherwise “broadly north-western European”. I felt a resounding ambivalence about the results, including some disappointment that I had not discovered a newfound heritage – a piece of information that would give my identity new dimension.

But also:

My father’s side of the family is meticulous about tracking our ancestry, with records that hold the name of the exact small village in Ireland our ancestors hail from.

Those results often can’t narrow down to exact countries so it says he’s 63% British and Irish. Seeing as his fathers family has records of being from a small Irish town it’s likely he’s more Irish that British, not that it means anything if you’re actually American anyway.

Aren’t you tired of being labelled?

Don’t you want to stop dividing people?

Ah yes, flying to Cop28 climate summit in my private jet…

Ok ignoring the fact that this isn’t a speaker, if it was and the question is what would I play on a speaker this size, then probably this.

I have a copy of The Weather Wizards Cloud Book in my day bag which is a nice little guide to identify what clouds are up above and which might come next. It’s pretty neat.

Yeah it’s called Pasta ca’muddica and has a whole bunch of variations such as adding anchovies.

Thank you!

I’ve spent 5 minutes trying to work out what this image is of, without luck.

I interpreted it as high Cost of Living area if it helps.

I imagine the likely conclusion of it would come up with would be something like “decrease the size of the human population”.

Thank you for reigniting my memory of this.

Measuring how far we have come as a society, with respect to misogyny, by determining which Bond movies are no longer acceptable is a scale I’ve been using for a while; we recently surpassed Golden Eye in my eyes.

They’re on the more demanding side of cat ownership but the payoff is huge.

This banger

Personally my favourite is Nabeghlavi. I’m assuming that you’re in North America based on your current choice, in which case I checked and you’re in luck they do actually distribute to the US and Canada so you might want to look out for it but I imagine that as it’s imported it would be a bit pricey.

Nabeghlavi distribution map

My other personal recommendations are Borjomi or Maravella.

I add probably about 30-50ml of milk, enough to wet the cereal when I mix it about a bit, and doesn’t get soggy at all. I never got the whole floating cereal thing but I think a lot of people like drinking the flavoured milk after.

The braincell has left his body, but it will return soon.

A scene in the movie The Other Guys.

Wishing you a speedy recovery, friend.