spaghetti_hitchens

White Dude for Harris here. I am sad face

$50 surcharge for seats with a kevlar cushion

I might argue the rich kids circle is even worse than the political elites’. At least a politician has to occasionally throw their constituents a bone here or there.

My VP has close, personal ties with the author of Project 2025, but I don’t know what you’re talking about.

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Harrumph!

Is the waxwing even trying?

I actually think this is a dry run for Trump to see if he can “innocently” incite violence. If things don’t go his way in November, the call will be much more direct.

I, too, spontaneously ejaculate if I stare at my reflection long enough.

I’ve read this on the internet so I believe it to be true

In this economy‽

It’s technically a water dispenser

Yes but we all know you will never experience that 69 (and I think you know it too)

I’m in the US and can’t help, but that video is fuckin brilliant. I want to have a beer with that guy

If they have pics of John Kerry, they can be flip flopping floppy flip flops

I mean Obama - an articulate black man - was legitimately reelected to a second term, whilst the Cheetoh in Chief was illegitimate based on the popular vote and failed reelction. That must burn him badly.

Yep. She’s going to die from a mysterious illness three times in the back of her head

Barber: I put a hex on you