Could be dangerous. Better bring along The Luggage.

A bog? Alright – cranberries and garter snakes!

“The lunatic is on the… uh, moon…”

“What we need is more humidity!” vs “Humidity must be destroyed”

The best hats are raw and wriggling!

Only if she wants to. It’s her prerogative.

I’m sorry to hear about the rudeness :(

It’s good to see you on Mastodon though! (And congrats on your book! It’s super good!)

I haven’t seen her on Lemmy lately, but she’s pretty active on Mastodon: @exocomics@mastodon.world

“Can group love bloom on the battlefield?”

If only there was some way to cancel their Narcan shipments, too 🤔

“The name’s Plissken.”

*BEEP*

Your mission is to destroy Metal Gear.

Oh sure, the Invisible Woman could do that, but it would require concentration and she might um… lose focus.

At last, Mr. Fantastic has perfected a buttplug made entirely of unstable molecules.

“Academic Brown Noise, 10 hours, no mid-roll” is my #1 jam.

Oh I hope this is true.

I’m sorry, no apt.

You have to use yum.

Umm… Faygo?

Man this is a real brain bender.

Look, just because I’m wrapped up in this net, my foot is stuck in a bucket, and I have seaweed on my head, people think my apologia is worthless, and that’s not fair!