Like, damn, my face is slanted as fuck when mirrored…

Same bruh, same.
What my mirrored face looks like to me:

Jake Soolly?!

Roll tide!

And giant squid.

This bad boy from Dark Forces:

Concussion Rifle. Sounded like a banshee’s scream when fired. Too bad it got neutered in the sequel though.

Melania out heeyuh lookin’ like Sarah Connor.

A brain covered in knives does kinda seem like a sleeper S tier build

Jayne memes aged like milk because Adam Baldwin is trash.

Thanks for the heads up!

Is closing your eyes part of the greeting, or is that optional?

Preganté

Gurlfraynd ain’t had period since she gawt pregat?

Gott’em

conspiracies about FEMA

Dog … abandoned

Take my love
Take my land
Take me where I cannot stand

Ernst & Die Young.

false memories in ChatGPT