Nothing about that sounds normal to me, to be honest. Normal would be disposing of flags the same we we dispose of other rubbish.

Unlike London, Oxford has a brilliant system of cheap park-and-rides, too.

Same as it ever was.

To be fair, it’s not like HP software could get any worse.

Mynd you, møøse collisions Kan be pretti nasti.

No, you’re thinking of a spasm. An orgasm is another name for any living thing that acts as an individual.

I write code. ✔️ Real job.

I chop down trees. ❌ Bullshit job.

The fact that you think both of these people and their viewpoints deserve equal defense and respect says a lot more about you than it does me.

Yes, that’s exactly the point I was making. Bless your heart, my twelve-year-old buddy.

Would you also consider Martin Luther King Jr. to be a whiny limp-dick centrist for believing in nonviolence?

Considering he let Commodus succeed him, presumably not much.

Ferengii, but the second i is silent.

Going no. 2 and no. 3 at the same time = no. 6.

Two things I can’t stand; people who are intolerant of other people’s cultures and the Dutch.

And why not? It worked out so well for Robespierre!

Can’t wait until we burn an entire rainforest running a clanker that gets into a “let me google that for you” infinite loop.

That’s not full circle, that’s half a circle.

Fake news. Everyone in France speaks English when English speakers aren’t around. They only speak French out of spite.

People born in 2005 probably have no idea what Nero Burning ROM is…

The British empire would not have existed if the Romans had not colonised England, so technically this is all Italy’s fault.

That’s the deal, my dear.