I treat myself pretty badly, so this isn’t great news.

Yikes.

Have you heard of the doctrine of universal reconciliation?

Are you British? And/or have you listened to any British people speak for any length of time?

Then you’ll have heard jokes and phrases repeated (knowingly or unknowingly) from Only Fools and Horses.

Do you want to know what the British think of our European neighbours?

Then you’ll want to watch 'Allo 'Allo!

What’s wrong with Serenity?

The English sailor being a fictional not-William Adams, for those curious.

I joined the anarchist revolution to lead, not to read. Wait, hang on…

The third one was mostly ruined by the fact that Sofia Coppola couldn’t act. The scenes between her and Andy Garcia were verging on painful to watch. But yes, the bits of the film that were about Michael were good, actually.

In fairness, they’re hardly the only country doing nothing to hold paedophiles accountable.

Unless telling Andrew, the nonce formerly addressed as prince, that he can’t be called a prince any more counts.

One makes hideous sounds when I try to play it as a musical instrument, and the other I can play reasonably competently.

The branding of ploughman’s lunch was invented in the 60s but that same Wikipedia page states it had been a common meal for rural labourers for centuries.

I love that at some point the SG-1 writers must have asked themselves “what if a Goa’uld had rizz?” And thus Ba’al was born.

I feel like you have to have contempt for Indiana Jones to allow Indiana Jones 4 to happen.

I mean, looking back at his filmography, he arguably never could. (Zardoz is good, though.)

I’m pretty sure I would want a nap after eating an entire beef wellington, but I wouldn’t call that peasant food.

What do you call a christian who hates christ?

Evangelical, usually.

If Greta Thunberg is the antichrist and Peter Thiel a true Christian, then I am fully the fuck onboard with the devil’s machinations.

Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis?

Steve told me.

I studied poetry, painting, and music so that my sons could study mathematics and commerce, and their sons could work long hours on the assembly - without having ever studied anything - so that they can consume slop generated by AI that was pushed on everyone by people who studied commerce, created by people who studied mathematics, and trained on the works of those who studied poetry, painting, and music.