Much harder to replace a trained anaesthetist than a retail worker, though.

Probably because Polanski’s is objectively the funniest, with the only contender in recent times being David Hameron and his porcine tryst.

The trick is to set a reasonable limit for political assassinations and idiotic massive construction projects ahead of time, and then keep to those limits.

Pot of Greed? What does it do?

Steak is overrated. I would take a burger over a steak even if they were equivalently priced.

I assume that Lesbian Erasure is Yazoo.

Me during the minute’s silence.

Oh good! That’s the next few days of the inside of my head sorted.

Can’t wait for the UK, Germany, and France Song Contest. I bet France still gives us nul points. /j

The building is already a Grade I listed building.

Wishing for someone’s death is a waste of time and energy, because death will come for us all.

We see “-tastic” used as a suffix so often that it seems genuinely odd to see it explicitly explained.

Bravo for the insurance provider, then… I guess?

I don’t do that either, and I also definitely don’t make snarky comments during the trailers.

And he decides

Who to lick

And who to maim

In England, we call those argy-bargy-cable-chargies.

bet

Smooth on the inside

Quod est morbosus malusque!

The UK government doesn’t need Russia’s help to destroy faith in democratic institutions.