theturtlemoves [he/him]

From this angle the telescope looks like a guy wearing a Vietnamese hat and doing yoga.

Considering what happened to the last two whistleblowers, I wouldn’t want to piss off Boeing either.

One tenth the mass of the earth?

I mean, she’s not wrong.

‘The Onion’ stands with Israel because it seems like you get in less trouble for that

The CSA precedes the Nazis. In fact, Nazi race laws were partially based on slavery laws from the southern US.

Cake was never an option.

Milkshake time?

You can make cattle feed out of it though.

The core is mostly solid. It’s the mantle that is mostly liquid (probably).

What about the set of all insects?

• Reduced expenditure on constructing and maintaining parking lots. Include the costs of security / cameras.

• Company has better control over when employees come and go.

• Employees can start working while on the bus (reading mails, catching up with co-workers, etc.).

• PR department can highlight this as a new green policy. They might even be able to convince the local government to bear a part of the costs, or give some other monetary reward.

Now excuse me while I go wash my hands.