Sire, how does this “Smartphone” fuction? The Royal Scientists are unable to replicate this technology.

Laptop manufacturers are also looking to move away from windows to a linux bases operating system.

Redstar OS it is 😉

Stab them with the pointy tip.

What is “small”?

Does placing a banana peel on a certain path that will cause a historical person to trip and injure themselves count as “small”?

What if I carefully place a banana peel on the path that Stannislav Petrov walks on and he end up having to go to the hospital on September 26, 1983?

🤔

🌎💥❓️

Okay so:

1. On the eve of May 7, 2012 (putin takes office as president): Place a small piece of paper inside Putin’s food saying “Next time it’d be poison” (in Russian, of course). So he’d start speculating if someone is plotting against him and drive him mad. Maybe cause him to shuffle all his security and chefs.

2. Then after he makes changes to his security, on his birthday, place a dead rat inside his birthday cake (he does have birthday cakes, right?).

Might not change history at all, but good enough to fuck with a dictator.

3. Add a few bits of code to the Great Firewall of China that would make it malfuction and start letting all traffic through on February 4, 2022, right before the Winter Olympics begin.

Butterfly Effect 😉

At this rate, they’d accuse Schwarzenegger of being a “RINO Democrat WOKE Feminist” and deport him.

I’m worried about Chinese mobile OSes intentionally designed to make it difficult for VPN apps to work, and companies would just give up trying to design a separate app for the Chinese market, which reinforces a tighter grip on censorship.

Not to mention, all the other FOSS tools that would no longer work if they make android .apks incompatible, including a lot of encryption apps.

I’m Gen Z and I’m curious what is this “friendship” you speak of?

💀

I mean, how are you suppose to talk to people when your peers are all looking in their phone all the time throughout k-12 school.

Especially if your parents didn’t also get you a phone, and now you look like some “poor weirdo”

The only time people would talk to you is “Hey look at this funny meme/gif/short-video/online-post/etc…”

The only topics of discussions, other than school subjects, is discussing the topics discussed on their group chats. If you didn’t get in their group chat, welp, I guess you wont have friends.

Yay, Gen Z! 🙃

My Cat Likes Being Spanked 👀

Mariage Conseling. Internet strangers aint paid for this shit lol.

Jump out of the car.

“I’m not driving, I’m travelling” 🤓

thepiratebay.org, if it’s popular, its guaranteed to be on there.

Unless its some interactive films BS like a certain black mirror episode

(make sure you have a VPN)

thepiratebay.org

Now I just need recommendations. Got anything new and exciting?

Murphy’s Law: the best way to get the right answer on the internet is not to ask a question; it’s to post the wrong answer

So much for “Defensive Democracy” 🤦‍♂️

A modern spin on it would be like:

The son is accused of drug trafficking

The father: “I can’t access the cloud drive account on [Site Name]”

The son: “If you ever remember the password and get in, delete the account. That’s where my (drug trade) ledger is”

Overnight, the FBI filed subpoena to the cloud company requesting a copy of any files on any of [the father]'s accounts. Within days, the company compiled and send the info to the FBI.

[The son]'s defence attorney got a copy of the files due to the discovery process, and passed it on to the father.

The father: “Son, I don’t know how, but your lawyer just sent me an email this afternoon with all the family photos”

Try: “What’s the difference between a male cat and a female cat”

Its literally on the first page. 💀

(I was thinking of personality differences, not cat anatomy)

Wish granted, you live in a bunker somewhere deep underground and is witnessing mutated lovecraftian creatures that can’t even be explained using today’s words.

literally the first thing I googled when wanting to adopt a cat “what is the difference between a male cat and female cat”

I was thinking of personality differences, not animal anatomy lol

!askmeanything@lemmy.ca

Inb4 trump announces a nationwide no drone zone.

(There’s zero check on that power btw, its completely under the purview of the president)