If you ski in jeans you look dangerously unprepared to ski. Your skill level is immediately in question and the time you can safely be outside on the snow is short cause your wearing cotton as an outerlayer!
Ski patrol is planning your sled ride to the clinic the moment they see you and warming up their favorite zingers about you so they can laugh it off in the shack later.
Ski in jeans, you’re dangerously dumb, gonna hurt yourself and others.
How about legcord?
Gotcha :}
You can’t control the effect when you touch a non-human animal.
Legendary behavior. Bigots can choke on it
Earthseed
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ArooooOOOooo!
Sounds like your mom can’t accept how she’s missed the chance to be there for you and know you truly and blaming you is her move. Poor move on her, but you, you have joys ahead.
Have you contemplated you current place on the manic pixie -> librarian/art teach -> feral hedge witch evolution? It’s an autyfem classic, come join in
Appeals to the eldritch gaze
Knitting themselves between your ankles is a cat love language. Ever seen cat friends just walking together, bumping shoulders and tangling tails?
My old kitty loves to walk me around the house, not even to the food bowl. We go from the cat tree to the other cat tree to the window to the screen door and she’s yelling and grumbling, hopping up for pets on the trees but she’s mainly about walking together.
Double featured with Pom Poko and you really hammer it home
‘I’m augmented!’ cyberpunk 2025
Mind you, government bites can be pretty nasty
Cooperative care is for cats too. My old lady got a lot of positive conditioning around her carrier, uppies, & nail trims. She’s so sweet and tolerant about other thing too, like pilling. She’s no fan of the vet but she’s not stressed and bitter about it after.