Child has no intention of stopping being beaten by adult.

And you haven’t been mauled by any lions either, have you?

I’m engaging in absurd wordplay.

Liberals have a reality bias?

Gen Z will do anything to avoid a phone call?

I will boycott it too, like I do every year.

I thought they had to take mercury pills to encourage bowel movements because of all the meat they had to eat?

Inspiration for all of us.

You wouldn’t download a car.

Department of Where Are Repstein files?

With its ineffectual adherence to neoliberalism and meaningless claim of delivering ‘Change’, Keir Starmer’s Government may well be the penultimate ‘democratically elected’ Government in Britain.

I fell in love with Clara, so I would do anything for her.

Chipocalypse Now with fire shooting out the back.

Surely he is confusing Chicago with chipotle?

For ADHD, surely?

Which drugs is he on?

TBF the Nazis were pretty instrumental in the development of rockets.

“I did not have sexual relations with that woman” - lying means nothing?

No silly, it’s the contrails from planes.

How long before I can sell my organ futures?

There are red lines?