@PenisWenisGenius@lemmynsfw.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 7 months agoIf I wanted to, hypothetically, guarentee that I shit my pants 2 to 6 hours from now, how should I do it?message-square70fedilinkarrow-up1152arrow-down14
arrow-up1148arrow-down1message-squareIf I wanted to, hypothetically, guarentee that I shit my pants 2 to 6 hours from now, how should I do it?@PenisWenisGenius@lemmynsfw.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 7 months agomessage-square70fedilink
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️linkfedilinkEnglish62•edit-27 months agoStuff marshmallows up your butt. The glycerine in them will make you evacuate your bowels within 10 minutes as they dissolve.
minus-squarespare_muppetslinkfedilink52•7 months agoI can’t stop laughing from thinking about someone stuffing marshmallows up their ass.
minus-square@over_clox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink12•7 months agoYou’ve tried it too? I got to 31, then farted… My girlfriend wasn’t impressed.
minus-square@MrNesser@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink8•7 months agoI kinda want to try this to see if it’s true but also ewww
minus-square@surewhynotlem@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink5•7 months agoThis, plus your username backwards, makes me think this is the voice of experience.
minus-square𝓒𝓸𝓼𝓶𝓸𝓬𝓻𝓪𝓽linkfedilink2•7 months agoA banana or 3 is more ergonomic and has the same effect.
Stuff marshmallows up your butt. The glycerine in them will make you evacuate your bowels within 10 minutes as they dissolve.
I can’t stop laughing from thinking about someone stuffing marshmallows up their ass.
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You’ve tried it too? I got to 31, then farted…
My girlfriend wasn’t impressed.
sounds like cloudseeding
I kinda want to try this to see if it’s true but also ewww
Is this speaking from experience?
nobody:
klysma kinkers: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
This, plus your username backwards, makes me think this is the voice of experience.
A banana or 3 is more ergonomic and has the same effect.
this is true. don’t ask how I know