Anyone else remember using Facebook to find out if your new crush was available?

I mean besides rating women, that was the initial purpose of FB.

  • Sabata
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    94 months ago

    If a cute girl could manage to dox and kidnap me, then it could work out as long as she has good internet in the basement.

    • SharkEatingBreakfast
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      4 months ago

      I’m sure if the plan is to kidnap you, the end goal will result in

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      torture and/or death

      — not living as a pet in the basement.

      • Sabata
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        24 months ago

        Torture just means she wasn’t the right one.