• kate
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    222 months ago

    How do I get sponsored by cheese? urgent

      • kate
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        222 months ago

        no but i can eat a whole box of kraft mac n cheese in one sitting if i try rly hard

        • kate
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          122 months ago

          can olympians do that? i’ve never seen any of them do it so i will assume not.

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            2 months ago

            Oh yeah, the will 100% annihilate a box of mac and cheese. Like, just devour. Like it’s nothing.

            It’s unreal, they consume an absolutely absurd amount of calories. Some athletes expend enough in a day to power most of us for almost a week.

            They will take that box and turn it into a bunch of backflips or something wild.

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          12 months ago

          I’ll have to check the rule book but as someone who knows extremely little about Parmesan cheese (other than the fact that is fucking delicious), I would say you have promise and will go far in the cheese universe.