@N00b22@lemmy.ml to Games@lemmy.worldEnglish • 11 hours agoAssassin's Creed Shadows Will Feature Denuvo & Account Linking + EULA also requires you to allow Ubisoft to "monitor" your RAM80.lvexternal-linkmessage-square48fedilinkarrow-up1231arrow-down14file-textcross-posted to: gaming@beehaw.orggaming@lemmy.zip
arrow-up1227arrow-down1external-linkAssassin's Creed Shadows Will Feature Denuvo & Account Linking + EULA also requires you to allow Ubisoft to "monitor" your RAM80.lv@N00b22@lemmy.ml to Games@lemmy.worldEnglish • 11 hours agomessage-square48fedilinkfile-textcross-posted to: gaming@beehaw.orggaming@lemmy.zip
minus-square@Empricorn@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglish78•9 hours agoUbisoft can monitor nothing but my balls.
minus-square@RDAM_Whiskers@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglish6•8 hours agoMake sure they are unwashed while being monitored
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️linkfedilinkEnglish4•9 hours ago“If you betray us, Ubisoft, I’m going to cut off your balls and shove them up your ass so the next time you take a shit, you shit all over your balls!”
Ubisoft can monitor nothing but my balls.
Make sure they are unwashed while being monitored
A shit monitoring balls?
“If you betray us, Ubisoft, I’m going to cut off your balls and shove them up your ass so the next time you take a shit, you shit all over your balls!”