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rumschlumpel@feddit.org to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 day ago

Wear your seatbelt

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Wear your seatbelt

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rumschlumpel@feddit.org to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 day ago
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  • SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de
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    The same people buy fake seatbelt clips to stop the warnings.

    At least they are mostly just endangering themselves, as long as they don’t turn into a projectile during a crash

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      Also doubles as a bottle opener for all your alcohol consumption needs

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        Driving alcohol consumption needs

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      At least they are mostly just endangering themselves,

      Until they have a passenger. Then they become flying projectiles.

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        … Which I state in literally the other half of the sentence?

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          …

          Apparently my reading comprehension is hard 😑

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