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ssillyssadass@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

What's the first thing you'd do with a Star Trek holodeck?

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What's the first thing you'd do with a Star Trek holodeck?

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    Install Doom.

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    Run Resident Evil 2 on it

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    Set myself up as Spider-Man. Its what I wanted to do since I was 7. Then some weird sex stuff.

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    Create a Westworld-type environment.

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    I’ll tell you what I’d do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.

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      Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a l holodeck I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with a holodeck.

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    Girls. Sorry but its true. At least at first.

    But then once that gets boring, I guess I would create beautiful environments to walk around in.

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      Boring? What do you mean

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    No, but seriously, are those things self cleaning or do you have to go all over the floor, walls, and ceiling after you’re done with a black light and a mop…?

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    I can tell you what colour of uniform I wouldn’t wear!

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      No command for you then?

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        Redshirt (stock character)

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    Insert funny porn joke.

    But in all seriousness? A fully immersive, 100% realistic Dungeons and Dragons game with my friends. Exactly the same as we would run it at our table. We’d hop down to the replicators and holo-disguise generators and make ourselves up like our characters, and I’d just follow them around in a spooky mysterious robe and narrate the story.

    That’s it. I would run the best D&D game ever, the game of a lifetime, for my best friends.

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    Your mom.

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    Superman cape and the power to fly

    I’d be tempted to add Seven of Nine because…damn, but that would feel like a Geordie/Dr Brahms kind of weird one way consent deal so probably just some randomly generated dabo girls

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    Well, it’ll probably involve tentacles, I can tell you that much.

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    Have some fun with a bunch of Boimler clones.

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    Computer, show me the warp core!

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    Finding out where all the fluids would be going after ending the program?

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      Oh we already know: biofilters.

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