Hanging off the side of a JCB Sitemaster while racing down country roads with a convoy of sentient construction vehicles & heavy machinery, Bob is a fraud and needs to be reigned in because of his total disregard for health & safety practices.

And someone needs to tell his stupid lazy wife to get a real job.

When I was a kid I remember seeing ads for pointlessly gendered pampers that said “blue is for boys, pink is for girls” and I would angrily yell back “No it’s not!” because I liked pink more than blue.

Now look at me. Gay. 😔

Me then: No it’s fucked!

Me now: A filthy degenerate, a gleeful profligate, a broken gear in the machine.

Big Wednesday Addams vibes 😁