The story must be true, you can’t fake the story. You can exaggerate parts of it, but you can’t completely make shit up. You’re allowed to omit small awkward moments, but you can’t omit major events.

Mine is probably gonna be a two part movie. Part one is the history already behind me. It’s gonna tragic and dark AF, and probably cringe, but probably gonna get a lot of pity points because of how fucked up it is. Probably like 7.5/10 at least.

Idk if I’d like it, because it’d include my darkest moments.

Then for part 2… yea idk if that’ll ever come. Probably in 5 decades (or earlier if I die).

I feel like part 2 is gonna suck. I’m gonna have the craziest childhood ever, so much build up in backstory, then part 2 doesn’t end up justifying the movies, because I’m not gonna be able to achieve much in life, and its just gonna become another shitty slice of life. Probably 4/10 for part 2, at least that’s what I’m predicting.

Depends tho. If I get murdered while doing political activities or become a martyr, part 2 could turn into a 8/10 movie. Otherwise I’m just gonna die of illness or old age which is a very boring movie. GoT style botched ending lol.

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    Depending on how its directed. It defenetly would be a drama-comedy with a bit of romance but very heavy drama. What makes it comedic? Some aspects but more how ridiculouse it all is.

    To be honest i think my life would be better a multi season series and if things go the way i would love them to in my life the final season will be chefs-kiss cinematic and really paying off.

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    I’m not a fan of sad movies, especially pointlessly sad ones. Real arthouse shit. Kid grows up in a painfully middle class suburban environment, parents increasingly resent each other, mom gets cancer when kid is in high school, in college kid comes out, dad disowns her, mom dies, she graduates and fights for a good and simple life but the world keeps making it hard, random counterculture sex scenes… yeah critics love it, absolute Oscar bait, annoying people recommend it, nobody actually watches it

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    B flick about a transmom that smokes weed and plays video games, has no friends, is sex-starved, and is waiting for death. 3% on Rotten Tomatoes.

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    Middle-class white person grows up to do middle-class white people things. PhD portion of the story seemed promising but fell short of expectations. At least the lead couple is kind of funny. 2/5 stars

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    A boy untreated for ADHD detected by 3rd grade teacher flounders and is entirely cringe for 90% of their childhood, transitions into the goth subculture in a tiny Ohio town, brainwashed by his parents who are dog whistle racist republicans who never vote, joins the military, incrementally improves their worldviews while still struggling with ADHD and associated psychological traumas that lead to being released from service just a few months after September 11th, joined by girlfriend soon to be wife the now man refuses to return home and sets down roots with his love and learns tough lessons about “bootstraps” ultimately breaking the brainwashing. A heart warming and tear jerking movie continues on as genetic issues the wife had become more evident and impactful as well as in both of their sons in addition to to mental health struggles the family makes things work despite everyone being in various states of unwellness. One man’s determination to keep hope alive and provide for his sick family. 6/10 unbelievable drama

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    I think people would find it pretty good actually. Story of perseverance in the face of adversely. Lots of twists, and massive payoff.

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    1/5. Boring as fuck.

    It’s the way I like it, but none of what I do makes for an exciting story.

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    2/5, completely unbelievable story telling. The script relies too much on random events to advance the story and create drama.

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    A cautionary tale about what happens when your parents worry too little and society thinks ADHD means exclusively hyperactive boy trouble makers. An important but exhausting and depressing movie that nobody watches.

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    “The beginning was kind of interesting, but man he got turned down a lot. The middle to end was really boring though. Who films 1 1/2 hours of a single guy going to work then coming home and sitting at a computer?”