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minus-squareFlocklesscrow@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up28·2 months agoGotta get the mattress off the floor so the spiders don’t come to cuddle at night. And maybe a houseplant for atmosphere.
minus-square🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·2 months agolooks like we found the dude who hates friendly cuddles.
minus-squareredhorsejacket@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down1·2 months agoFriendly cuddles without consent? That’s assault, brother!
minus-square🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoI’m pretty sure the spider consented. you know where they wasn’t consent? when they killed that spider
minus-squareredhorsejacket@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoThe on-set intimacy coordinator gave me the go ahead! They said, in fact, “squish that spider or so help me you’re going to NEED a paid professional to conduct intimacy in this bedroom”.
minus-square🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoI’d rather keep the spider alive than getting laid with someone who demands I kill a spider for sex.
minus-squareBeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 months agolook the spiderhomies need their good night kisses
minus-squarebrown567@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoSounds like something Dear Modern would say XD
Gotta get the mattress off the floor so the spiders don’t come to cuddle at night.
And maybe a houseplant for atmosphere.
looks like we found the dude who hates friendly cuddles.
Friendly cuddles without consent? That’s assault, brother!
I’m pretty sure the spider consented.
you know where they wasn’t consent? when they killed that spider
The on-set intimacy coordinator gave me the go ahead! They said, in fact, “squish that spider or so help me you’re going to NEED a paid professional to conduct intimacy in this bedroom”.
I’d rather keep the spider alive than getting laid with someone who demands I kill a spider for sex.
look the spiderhomies need their good night kisses
But the spiders eat the bedbugs?
Sounds like something Dear Modern would say XD