• ummthatguy@lemmy.world
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    6 days ago

    Love it. That second sentence needs a record scratch and switch to a higher tempo track. Make Rob Schneider a talking pumpkin and you’ve got yourself a winner!

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      6 days ago

      Let’s make it a trio of celebrity voices as 3 magic pumpkins that have to agree on a wish to grant it: Rob Schneider, Hugh Grant, and Reese Witherspoon. Maybe Queen Latifah, if that counts as “diversity.”

      Record scratch is that she needs 100% organic mugwort grown on a south-facing slope in well-draining soil. First small twist- turns out the perfect crop she needs is on Jake’s back 40 and he finds her plucking mugwort leaves while driving around on a tractor harvesting his own sweaty abs in an open sleeveless orange and black snap-up plaid cowboy shirt.

      Really, someone give me $1 million and I can get this done!

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        3 days ago

        Yeah, good idea to pad the budget like that! My friend has a tractor we could use for free. Let’s get this one in the can and spend the remaining $990,000 on taking the witches to Playa del Carmen, a known gathering spot for inter-coven discussions.

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          3 days ago

          We’re going to have a spooky bonfire! And drink potions! Thebonfireisonthebeachandthepotionsaremargaritas

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            2 days ago

            As the token male, I will just be hanging around the pool eye-banging hunks. Just text me when it’s time to do the thing with the bees!