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The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 4 days ago

Phoenix has a supervillain

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Phoenix has a supervillain

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The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 4 days ago
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  • squirrel@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Pen is man

    • Akasazh@feddit.nl
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      Mightier than the sword

    • mobotsar@sh.itjust.works
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      Pen IS man!

      Eq shú pen shú man da!

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    • Sundray@lemmus.org
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      “You may kill a man, but you cannot kill an idea.”

      • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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        You’re not dealing with the average Penis Man anymore. I am a Super Penisman! That’s right, Phoenix. I’ve arisen beyond the limits of a normal Penisman, and into the realm of legend-- the legend that you fear. The legend known throughout the entire universe as the most powerful warrior to ever exist! I, Penis Man, have become a Super Penisman!

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    Arizona’s Banksy

    • ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com
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      Wanksy

  • BierSoggyBeard@feddit.online
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    Correction:
    Phoenix has a Hero.

    • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Phoenix needs a penis symbol spotlight

      • BierSoggyBeard@feddit.online
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        I sense a new comic book in the making

  • blarghly@lemmy.world
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    He’s a hero. Not the hero Pheonix needs, but the one it deserves.

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    Penis man, penis man

    Doing the things a penis can.

    What’s he like? It’s not important.

    Penis man

    Is he real soft, or is he real hard?

    When he paints graffiti, is he at large?

    Or is the large at him instead?

    Nobody knows, penis man.

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    That stoplight has too many lights.

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      • Stop
      • Prepare to stop
      • Go
      • Go faster
      • Faster daddy
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      Probably arrow lights.

  • Cevilia (she/they/…)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Glad to see the male chapter of the prestigious Pen Fifteen club is going strong

  • ol_capt_joe@piefed.ee
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    Nah, someone’s just summoning John Dillermand

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      Had to look up John Dillermand that’s hilarious. Danish kids show with a guy with a stretch Armstrong penis that helps people in a non sexual way John Dillermand Intro

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    Penis, man…

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    Dude’s taking the penis game a bit too far.

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    Penis Man gets up, doesn’t needlessly cap, hits good spots, afaik hasn’t ratted on any other writers, paints illegally not bullshit legal murals, and isn’t a biter.

    Penis Man fucking rules, he’s what all writers should aspire to be.

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    Isn’t that the guy from “The Boys”?

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