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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to RPGMemes @ttrpg.network · 2 days ago

Sex ain't the only thing on the table

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Sex ain't the only thing on the table

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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to RPGMemes @ttrpg.network · 2 days ago
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  • Sunsofold@lemmings.world
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    Sure, that’s a certain kind of scary, but imagine the experience of being forcibly given a desire you’ve never known. Imagine you’ve been living as a more or less average human your whole life, and suddenly this creature turns up that instills a mind-warping hunger for something essentially mundane but culturally, slightly embarrassing or inconvenient to satisfy, like a growing need, only temporarily satiable, to have someone else’s finger in your mouth. You can fight it, sometimes holding out for days at a time, but you experience a continuously intensifying, survival instinct level drive to lick, or suck, or simply hold in your mouth, someone else’s warm, living fingers.

    ‘We call this creature The Dentisubus.’

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      Not a succudigitus?

  • Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio
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    Sounds like something Raphael from BG3 might do.

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    Reminds me of this Oglaf strip (NSFW, of course - it’s Oglaf).

    • applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Sign me up twice. Maybe they can share their arcane knowledge too.

  • cobwoms@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    succubus are female. if you’re saying “he”, that’s an incubus

    • mriormro@lemmy.zip
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      No, no. This is an incubus

      https://youtu.be/8295rOMvtQI

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    • Ziglin (it/they)@lemmy.world
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      Eh. Depends on the setting. They are usually shapechangers anyways which makes most labels iffy anyways.

      According to the forgotten realms wiki:

      In fact, with their shapechanging powers, incubi and succubi could both change their sex with ease, though most had a preference for one or the other.

      I would therefore say that (at least in the forgotten realms) if this instance of fiend prefers he/him pronouns but is presenting femme or they consider themself a succubus and prefer being feminine but are currently presenting masculine the combination of pronouns he/him and label succubus seem perfectly normal.

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        Yeah but what really happened was OP fucked up and we’re politely covering for them.

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        AFAIK in actual mythology they are also considered sexless spirits that can incarnate as either male or female depending on the situation/target. There’s even tales about such spirits seducing both sexes after each other in order to cause impregnation, since they cannot actually procreate themselves.

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      While that is traditionally correct, I prefer to think of succubus, incubus, and concubus as relating to whether they top. My demons are very progressive.

      • kautau@lemmy.world
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        But what sort of demon is the power bottom

        • Dragonstaff@leminal.space
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          A popular one.

        • mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Twinkubus

        • athatet@lemmy.zip
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          Boncubus.

    • TachyonTele@piefed.social
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      Your moms an succubus

    • unalivejoy@lemmy.zip
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      It started out as a succubus, but it defeated the rest of your party and turned into an incubus.

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    Unlimited garlic bread.

    • Naz@sh.itjust.works
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      Conjure garlic bread

      • StinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.ca
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        There’s an epic tale of adventure to be had and a plane of existance that needs saving… but fuckit, look at all this garlic bread!

    • ArxCyberwolf@lemmy.ca
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      Still the best D&D Beyond has to offer.

  • SereneSadie@lemmy.myserv.one
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    Im all for tropes where the ‘desire’ branches beyond the most base of drives. (Sex and wealth).

    I feel like there’s a really great example from a video game that’s escaping me right now. It wasn’t Dragon Age, because Origins and 2 definitely leaned on the sex angle. And I don’t recall Inquisition’s ‘choice spirit’ to be particularly memorable.

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    “an succubus”

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      Reads like they wrote incubus and then panic swapped it to succubus

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    Succubi are female. You’re looking for an incubus. Also succubi are dominant while incubi are submissive.

    • Melmi@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Where’s the second part from?

      • KingGimpicus@sh.itjust.works
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        Tumblr

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          I think the succubus knows their name, smh colonizers

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    You mean demons that personify seduction would know how to exploit your weakness beyond just carnal desire?

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    Remind me that larp when my character ended-up being an Eunuch. Use it as a resistance against a mass orgasm spel, that was a hilarious moment, and didn’t changed much the outcome

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      Sounds like an… interesting session

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    an incubus finds an asexual person. the incubus asks “would you rather: unlimited bacon, but no more video games, or games, unlimited games, but no more games”

    the person is killed by the incubus for not understanding the question

    • deltapi@lemmy.world
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      Guess I’m dead too

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        rip

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    Also should be a succubus. Not an.

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      Congratulations, you found a typo. Now what? Are you going to fine OP for it?

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        Yes

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    If there’s also chicken wings on the table… My body is ready

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