Idiot adventurer. He should have saved the 800 cheese wheels in case he needed to eat them at the final boss, then during the fight forget he has them.

I played in a campaign of Masks: The Next Generation, a teenage superhero tabletop RPG. Another player’s character was from a family where all the women had dark cosmic powers and were trained from when they were young girls to keep them under control. Their character was AMAB, and after coming out and transitioning found they had to deal with powers they were untrained in. Cool character concept.

Arby’s Horsey Sauce is the best fast food sauce anywhere. There will be no further discussion on this point.

I’ll discuss whatever I want!

But… you’re not wrong. However an argument could be made for the Mardi Gras Mustard at Popeye’s, which actually also has horseradish.

Anhedonia Sesame Balls

Aw man, another Slowly descending into madness? Curse my luck.

📖 🦀

F O R B I D D E N

K N O W L E D G E

Especially when it’s playing Flight of the Valkyries.

It is my headcanon that all dwarves grow beards, but for cultural reasons dwarf women shave.

Canadian Thanksgiving is a worse time to have it, as it cuts into valuable spooky season.

Spider-Man and the X-Men #2 from 2015.

Dave Basedista

“This headstone is so worn I can barely read it… ‘Ate’… ‘Ate My Balls’?”

Edit: For you youngsters, this was once the height of internet humour.

Godless killing machines.

As a general rule, I would always use current preferred pronouns. If context is really needed for some reason I’d say something like "In Juno, before he transitioned, he was…’

Pumpussy?

Hi wrong, I’m dad.

So uh… Where would one apply for such a job? Y’know, uh, hypothetically?