Aw man, another Slowly descending into madness? Curse my luck.

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Especially when it’s playing Flight of the Valkyries.

It is my headcanon that all dwarves grow beards, but for cultural reasons dwarf women shave.

Canadian Thanksgiving is a worse time to have it, as it cuts into valuable spooky season.

Spider-Man and the X-Men #2 from 2015.

Dave Basedista

“This headstone is so worn I can barely read it… ‘Ate’… ‘Ate My Balls’?”

Edit: For you youngsters, this was once the height of internet humour.

Godless killing machines.

As a general rule, I would always use current preferred pronouns. If context is really needed for some reason I’d say something like "In Juno, before he transitioned, he was…’

Pumpussy?

Hi wrong, I’m dad.

So uh… Where would one apply for such a job? Y’know, uh, hypothetically?

They could even extend their reach to the stars above.

Ah yeah, makes me think of all the times I’ve had to move a couch into an apartment…

FIRST!

Also this quote offends me

Leonardo DiCaprio, pointing at the television!

I don’t think I would call Buzz Aldrin “boring.”

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