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minus-squaredrspawndisaster@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up52arrow-down2·2 months agoDon’t want the condom to break while fucking your vaporeon
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up34arrow-down1·2 months agoWhat’s the point of even fucking a vaporeon, specifically, if you’re gonna just wear a raincoat?
minus-squaredrspawndisaster@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·2 months agoWell if you do you don’t want to be known as the motherfucker who got a pokemon disease to spread to humans
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24arrow-down1·2 months agoWhy would you go back to humans?!
minus-squaredrspawndisaster@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 months agoI mean if it’s your job…
minus-squareDagnet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·2 months agoPokerus is great tho, best disease anyone could get
minus-squaresquaresinger@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·2 months agoPokerus, or “how no-vaxers think that measles work”.
minus-squarebrsrklf@jlai.lulinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoDepends. Some of them don’t even believe in viruses at all.
minus-squareLibertyLizard@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down1·2 months agoFucking other species can be risky due to zoonotic illnesses. The more you know!
minus-squarebaguettefish@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·2 months agoexcuse me this is a japanese fantasy world with living gods
minus-squareHolytimes@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 months agoSo it doesn’t turn white and everyone realizes your fucking your water cat fox dog.
minus-squareDoomsider@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoPSTD not to be confused with PTSD.
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 months ago PSTD Pee is Stored in The Dick?
minus-squareDoomsider@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoPokemon STD, although I think STI is the preferred acronym nowadays.
minus-squareHolytimes@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoPoke rust is a dangerous thing. Remember wrap it before you tap it
Don’t want the condom to break while fucking your vaporeon
What’s the point of even fucking a vaporeon, specifically, if you’re gonna just wear a raincoat?
Well if you do you don’t want to be known as the motherfucker who got a pokemon disease to spread to humans
Why would you go back to humans?!
I mean if it’s your job…
Pokerus is great tho, best disease anyone could get
Pokerus, or “how no-vaxers think that measles work”.
Depends. Some of them don’t even believe in viruses at all.
Fucking other species can be risky due to zoonotic illnesses.
The more you know!
excuse me this is a japanese fantasy world with living gods
So it doesn’t turn white and everyone realizes your fucking your water cat fox dog.
Pokérus
PSTD not to be confused with PTSD.
Pee is Stored in The Dick?
Pokemon STD, although I think STI is the preferred acronym nowadays.
Poke rust is a dangerous thing. Remember wrap it before you tap it