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wowski303@lemmy.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 days ago

hmm breakfast

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wowski303@lemmy.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 days ago
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  • TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    It’s actually a really healthy breakfast because coffee has a lot of physical health benefits and both coffee and a cigarette help against a mental breakdown when you wake up and realize how fucked the world is.

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      The world is so fucked no amount of coffee and cigarettes help anymore. Ketamine on the other hand…

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        I do ketamine every weekend but during the week coffee is what motivates me to come out of bed.

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        no thanks we’ve all seen what constant k-holing can do to a person

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          We have?

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            Elon Musk famously abuses Ketamine to an insane degree.

            Makes me never wanna try the stuff.

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              Unfortunately, I didn’t have to Google who that is.

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                Speaking for America, we’re deeply sorry about him getting a platform.

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            space karen

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        https://youtu.be/DRfidJNts6U

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      Nicotine might help with short term anxiety symptoms, but addictions of all kinds tend to make anxiety worse overall and dependent on the addictive substance to not be anxious

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        Yes, that’s why you should never skip your cigarette with breakfast :)

        (I quit smoking luckily, I’m just joking around)

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          Sometimes I wish smoking wasn’t so bad for you.

          Nothing hit as good as smoking a cig after a stressful day at work and unwinding.

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            I wouldn’t even care about the health hazards at this point, given the future we’re all looking at, if smoking didn’t make you stink I’d start back today

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      Whilst you’re kind of joking (I hope!) on the health benefits, I would say that deriving some enjoyment from all manner of small pleasures is a pretty good way to keep one’s mental sanity.

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        I wasn’t joking about the health benefits of coffee. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTVE5iPMKLg

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          I was thinking that the joke part was about the ciggie rather than the coffee.

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            Yeah, there are no heath benefits when it comes to smoking. It’s just a way to get some feel good chemicals in our brain which we only need because of the addiction and how fucked the world is right now.

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              Also, nicotine is self-medication for a lot of undiagnosed ADHD folks. So, there are health benefits. Far outweighed by the health drawbacks though. At least for smoking to get the sweet, sweet nicotine.

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