- cross-posted to:
- SandwichPosting@sh.itjust.works
- cross-posted to:
- SandwichPosting@sh.itjust.works
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I’m going to eat the whole damn thing anyway. ZERO cuts.
I never slice my sandwiches at all and never will. Why do that extra step? Seriously, why?
Errybody be kung fu slicing! 🥪
This could bring peace to the Middle East.
The three slice solution
Bikini bottom slicing!
ot: Why post this with the tweet/skeet? It doesn’t add anything. And why do is see this guy’s tweets here so often who is this?
Attribution 😉
You think Jonathan made the meme? The wording implies otherwise.
Not necessarily. But I am quite sure that Jonathan made the tweet.
But the tweet is superfluous, it’s not the point of the image. Hence the confusion why it’s there at all.
Well, the tweet provides additional point, so…
Is that an extra big slice of bread?
Looks like a stamdard slice of sara lee or oroweat. Neither of which are really bread and are more like bread flavored cake. But yes, its bigger than normal sandwich bread.
I was in a pizzeria with 2 friends and we bought 2 pizzas. In order to divide them equally we have asked to cut them into 6 pieces instead of usual 4. They have cut them in usual 4 orthogonal pieces and then have done a diagonal cut. At the end, we technically have cut them to 6 pieces, but it haven’t helped us to divide them equally 😕
Thats 3 separate cuts rather than just 1 or 0…
Typical capitalist thinking, multiply the amount of needed labor just for product appearance. Instead of trying to archive the same performance with less labor.
This sandwich is straight out of the USSR.
Unnecessary labor that only exists to keep sandwich cutters employed. It produces an odd looking product that would never last in a free market economy. This is the Lada of sandwich cuts.
This is a sandwich for Khrushchev.
USSR was capitalist. A ruling elite used the means of production to control society. That’s capitalism.
This is a bourgeois sandwich, made with the blood of the proletariat for the advancement of the capitalist brutality
Where is thine god now?
Minimizes crust per bite, while still keeping the largest possible structural integrity from the crust for each piece.
Maximizes surface area per piece, can make it feel like you ended up eating more sandwich compared to traditional slices.
Known as the “Duff Cut”
brought to you by Mercedes
I cut my kids lunch sandwiches into all sorts of whacky shapes. They love it.
Oooh what kind of shapes?
“Just round, if you think that’s funny”
Dodecahedron
Now I’m hungry
