Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 3 days agoCaptain Americalemmy.dbzer0.comexternal-linkmessage-square16fedilinkarrow-up1476arrow-down115
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minus-squareIninewCrow@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10arrow-down4·3 days agoAverage American: … Captain! … the house is on fire and it’s full of starving children! Captain Baloney: … meh … yeah, I’m waiting for my cheeseburger … might get around to it later
minus-squareInfernal_pizza@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 days agoYeah I know, that was my friend Captain Israel
minus-squaresamus12345@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 days ago“No, mother, it’s just the Northern Lights!”
Average American: … Captain! … the house is on fire and it’s full of starving children!
Captain Baloney: … meh … yeah, I’m waiting for my cheeseburger … might get around to it later
Yeah I know, that was my friend Captain Israel
“No, mother, it’s just the Northern Lights!”