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Duallight@lemmy.today to Dull Men's Club@lemmy.world · 7 hours ago

My broccoli is exactly 1 pound, down to the thousandth

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My broccoli is exactly 1 pound, down to the thousandth

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Duallight@lemmy.today to Dull Men's Club@lemmy.world · 7 hours ago
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    7 hours ago

    Today might be the day to buy that lotto ticket, my friend.

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      Hopefully OP didn’t use up all their luck on broccoli.

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      “What numbers do you want?” “Uh… 1”

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      I think so. I’ll have to use the broccoli plu code for part of the numbers haha

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        Speaking statistically, we can’t know the odds of this specific weight without knowing the normal distribution of broccoli weights in that shop.

        Therefore, the degree of luck currently orbiting around you remains unknown!

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