Dear Jesus,

when you return, which Christian pastors and politicians will you smite?

I’m not super well versed in the Bible but this has to be blasphemous, no?
A machine pretending to be Jesus? Ain’t that a false idol?

Oops, it’s all Satan

Some one should ask it… “since you only got chromosomes from Marry, and assuming she wasn’t intersex, does that make you trans?”

https://m.twitch.tv/ask_jesus was quite popular a while back.

Okay, what if we build the calf out of copper wire and RAM sticks this time?

No it doesn’t, it let’s you talk to an LLM that is configured to give responses like imaginary beings would.

At what point does it stop being a religious thing anymore?

I am looking forward to the Shin Megami Tensei version of this.

Hey Jesus, show me a seahorse emoji

But can I chat with Good Shepherd Jesus, the young Dionysian, boyish, beardless, short-haired Jesus of women and lepers? (Contrast the bearded, long-haired, often blue-eyed imperial, Apollonian and sometimes white-supremacist Jesus of kings and churches)

(Jesus’ looks and depictions was a recent topic of Dan McClellan.)

I can finally learn if he masturbates by fucking his hand holes or not!

Isn’t this like a false prophet or whatever

We are doomed as a species.

Famously simple and uncontroversial thing to do, interpret what Jesus would say in response to any question.

Also loling at Satan not giving evil advice in a Christian app