lemmy. usa
What if you are naked on the neighbors porch?
What if I’m naked on the neighbor?
Back to Suburban.
Only if the neighbor is also naked. If the neighbor is clothed, it’s urban
Florida
If you’re naked on your cousin’s porch, Mississippi.
Naked in my neighbor’s Suburban
That is also Florida
Born and raised in Florida, can confirm
You get shot. -> Texas
there’s a development nearby that bills itself as an “active senior community” and no one can prove to me that they aren’t nudists and swingers.
Imagine a scrotum like two tangerines in pantyhose
Can confirm.
Am rural. You’re gonna wanna let me know before ya come over
Idk that sounds more Oregon than Florida. Florida is when you’re naked on your front porch and your naked neighbor offers you meth
When you’re naked on the porch and your neighbor shoots you
Plus your naked meth dealing neighbor has a pet alligator
But the alligator is wearing a sweater.
you can’t fool me i’ve been to the dalles
Can confirm, am in Florida. You’re lucky I’m wearing clothes right now.
It’s 78 degrees out, you don’t wanna get hypothermia in such frigid conditions
Got to get in the hot tub.
if you’re naked in your living room, passed out drunk, and your delivery person posts videos on tiktok…
Uh. Context?
Brooklyn? 🤷
Sure but take the bus naked once and suddenly you’re that naked guy forever
Nevwr before have i ever considered moving to florida
You should reconsider
If you and your neighbour are both together and you’re both naked … you’ve been arrested by the US government
Ah yes, the nakey-scale
