Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agoRadonmedia.piefed.socialimagemessage-square162fedilinkarrow-up1437arrow-down183
arrow-up1354arrow-down1imageRadonmedia.piefed.socialEk-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square162fedilink
minus-squareAnnoyed_🦀 @lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up154arrow-down2·1 day agoFirst one: i analyse sales. Second one: i automate production Third one: i’m a fucking idiot
minus-squareApertureUA@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up25arrow-down1·1 day ago I Am A Fucking Idiot It doesn’t fit
minus-squareHowAbt2day@futurology.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·13 hours agoDon’t be like that, Imma.
minus-squarefartographer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 day agoI know you are, but what I am too, also.
minus-squareVellaides@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18arrow-down4·edit-21 day agoFourth one: I murder living beings so humans can eat their mutilated corpses
minus-squarezxqwas@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 day agoGoing further with wikipedias article and some of their bullshit jobs listed: Telemarketing: I sell stuff. Corporare lawyer: I explain law. Academic administratrors: I administer students/professors Compliance officer: I check compliance.
minus-squareAnnoyed_🦀 @lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 day agoCorporate lawyer would be : i’m an asshole
First one: i analyse sales.
Second one: i automate production
Third one: i’m a fucking idiot
It doesn’t fit
“I’m Stupid” works
Imma fucking idiot
Me dum dum
Don’t be like that, Imma.
I know you are, but what I am too, also.
well the job is BS so…
I am idijit
Fourth one: I murder living beings so humans can eat their mutilated corpses
Nom nom nom.
Going further with wikipedias article and some of their bullshit jobs listed:
Telemarketing: I sell stuff.
Corporare lawyer: I explain law.
Academic administratrors: I administer students/professors
Compliance officer: I check compliance.
Corporate lawyer would be : i’m an asshole