He’s not wearing any pants
David Attenborough voice “When threatened, the M.D.s will huddle for safety in an attempt to look bigger and more dangerous. To make their escape they will identify the youngest in the heard and separate them from the group to distract their predators as the rest escape. It’s a cruel but effective strategy, ensuring the heard will live on to replenish their numbers. They understand, without hesitation, that survival in the unforgiving wild sometimes requires sacrifice.”
Shorty got them apple bottom jeans
Gotta catch em all
Pomme d’terror
Kind of a triple joke since pomme de terre (earth apple) is a potato, I like it.
I was gonna say I’m starting to confuse myself about pommes frites.
Yeah OK I’ll bite.
“An apple a day keeps the doctor away”
Why must we wear these ridiculous ties?
Doctor in Front: Everyone stay behind me. I’m a doctor of art history. It’s finally my time to shine.
Dr of art history with a stethoscope
That’s how they hear the art
“STOP THROWING APPLES AT US! WE HAVE PhDs!”
*Lives on PhD salaries
“Guys! That dude has food. Get him!”
I’m not an apple bottom girl, I’m your PCP!
An apple in the hand makes the nurses scared
Hit a doctor with a facking apple in the face and they’ll run away from you.
An apple in the hand is worth 4 doctors and 2 curious onlookers in a hospital?
Doctors fear the apple man
I haven’t had an apple since I got my doctorate
