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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 19 hours ago

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 19 hours ago
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    Shrimp disguise

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    How’d op get a picture of my scrotum?

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    Corn on the nub.

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      I’ve never been more sad that the singular and plural for corn is the same.

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    Eh, as somebody who used to garden, sometimes the crop fails due to any number of factors outside your control. That’s why you have a diverse range of crops so that you have something at the end of the harvest season.

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    What is this, corn for ants?

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    It looks like it’s going to crawl up your nose and into your brain.

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    Thought this was a biblically accurate lorikeet from the thumbnail

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    Shrimps is bugs corn

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    “Gentlemen, BEHOLD–”

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    Dude, NSFW!  My boss nearly caught me looking at this raw hard corn!

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      Hard pore corn

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      Is cornography banned from your workplace?

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        As long as it doesn’t involve a corn hole

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          My wife’s job once involved her having to visit cincinnaticornhole.com

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            What about CornHub?

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    What a mighty harvest!

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    corn smut.

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    This what happens when you dedicate your crop to Nurgle.

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    Any professional corn farmers in the crowd? My unprofessional opinion: it didn’t get pollinated enough.

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      i’m not, but grampgramp had a farm. i can tell you with 97% certainty that that is not a cow

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        Man, there’s nothing like the humble wisdom of an old farmhand to ground a person

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          humble? did you miss the sequins?

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    I thought was a shrimp saying “heeeey” .

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      It was saying “RRRREEE UUUUUUU RREEEEAAADDDYY???”

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