• PugJesus@piefed.socialOPM
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    3 days ago

    Explanation: For some bizarre reason, a common conspiracy theory is that aliens built the Pyramids.

    Here, the TRUTH is revealed - aliens DID visit with the intention of revealing the secrets of building big-ass triangles, but the Ancient Egyptians not only beat them to it, they built a nice Sphynx in addition.

    The aliens have been absent for several thousand years at this point developing the secret of building big-ass boxes in the hopes of having something to bestow on us on their next visit.

    Can’t wait to spoil that for them too!

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      3 days ago

      Racism. The answer is racism.

      Same reason the species of aliens that are in command of the ‘Greys’ are called the ‘Tall Whites’.