Shipping of Theseus would not be delivering most of a product, but all. But some of the components may be replacement parts.

I prefer Schrodinger’s Shipping. If I never open the box, there’s still a chance that what I ordered is actually in there.

The shipping of Theseus - you try to match Theseus with a gal he likes. She goes through every type of cosmetic surgery, the test is whether he likes her at the end.

Same same, but different!

Note: No, we do not have a return/refund policy.

At Shipping of Oedipus we ship you mother!

Isn’t this what Amazon is already doing?

This must be a reaction to some real life delivery weirdness.

OP, this doesn’t even make sense. You should feel embarrassed for having posted it…