Shipping of Theseus would not be delivering most of a product, but all. But some of the components may be replacement parts.

I prefer Schrodinger’s Shipping. If I never open the box, there’s still a chance that what I ordered is actually in there.

The shipping of Theseus - you try to match Theseus with a gal he likes. She goes through every type of cosmetic surgery, the test is whether he likes her at the end.

Same same, but different!

Note: No, we do not have a return/refund policy.

This must be a reaction to some real life delivery weirdness.

At Shipping of Oedipus we ship you mother!

Isn’t this what Amazon is already doing?

OP, this doesn’t even make sense. You should feel embarrassed for having posted it…