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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 hours ago

Parenting advice

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 hours ago
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    I’m thinking some sort of hot meal, that then blocks her vision

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      I had this idea of serving her a stew that severely impeded her vision for a day or so

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        An edible that sets the sight stat to 0 might be an interesting idea

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          This seems excessive and cruel.

          Instead I think we should let her see, but in a way that she just absolutely cannot decipher what she’s seeing. 1/14th of a fortnight should do as far as length goes.

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      just take any stew … and add a tablespoon of real Japanese wasabi

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        Tell me you live in the Midwest or UK without telling me you live in the Midwest or UK.

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        How much stew are you making? We want to blind them, not turn them inside out!

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