fucking idiot

Ended up meeting my wife because I drunkenly called her roommate a bitch within 30 minutes of being introduced, and the roommate responded by loudly declaring we were friends now and she was abducting me into a historical re-enactment marching band thing.

To be fair, my friends would regularly greet each other with curses and a smile. “Come over here you lanky ass fuckboy! Hug!”

It’s too early in the day for memes to be calling me out like this.

No, don’t apologise. I already fell in love with you <3

listen adora - i may be literally bad at intercourse as i lack the experience - but… this does remind me of school, where:

• peeps would insult someone
• then pretend to come back and say they didnt mean it that way
  • maybe even allude to the idea of finding that individual hot
• then insult them again.,

i was lucky enough to not be involved in such evil insulting chenanigans… this post does remind me of that tho-…

so if this happened to me in real life, id prolli say “yea right”.,… then go silent for 3 seconds - and then go “u kno u hurt peeps with this, right?”

i wonder if these peeps realize this…

You had me at “fucking idiot”.