Jordan Bardella, leader of France’s far-right National Rally party, was hit on the head with an egg Saturday, just days after another incident in which a protester threw flour at him.
Bardella was at an event in Moissac, southwest France, to promote his latest book when a man broke the egg on his head.
The suspected attacker, a 74-year-old man, was arrested and taken into custody for violence against a public official, prosecutor Montauban Bruno Sauvage told AFP.
The 74 year-old is a hero and remembers what his parents said about the fucking Nazis and Vichy French.
Operation dessert storm
At least he can make pancakes
Waiting for the milk
Um… wouldn’t it be funny if someone tried doing that with some dogshit next lol
Make him into a baguette
Get some sugar in the mix, and boy… you got yourself a cake going.
A crêpe, rather.
I’m sorry but this is fucking hilarious
I’m desperate to know what will be next. Jam? Chocolate spread? Cream?
I hope every political argument devolves into food being thrown eventually.
clearly they are trying to turn him into a cake so next will probably be the butter
I’ve heard of slow cooking, but this is next level stuff.
So just milk and sugar missing and he turns into a cake?
Some Morton’s and a little milk and we can call it salt and batter-y. Just deserts, i say.
Well done.
“Violence”, gotta love the special treatment government gives the rich. Noones getting arrested if you reverse the roles
I guess next would be milk.
You can’t eat your cake and have it too
I’ve never fully understood this phrase because don’t you have a cake by eating it?
“what did you eat last night?” “I had a cake instead of dinner”
Once you eat the cake, you don’t have the cake anymore. “Have” showing possession, not “to eat”.
You can, through the magic of buying two of them.
*deliciously smooth jazz*
yes, FBI? this guy right here
jokes aside, this is good protesting
Thank you for getting the idiom right. To all of the folks who think you can’t have your cake and eat it too, you most certainly can. You have to “have” it before you can “eat” it. But you most definitely can’t eat your cake and then still have it, which is the meaning of the idiom and the correct way to say it.
Make the next one a bullet
The Marsha P. Johnson method suggests that a brick is more effective at creating change.
Make fascists scared again.
This is the only way
If the next encounter is breadcrumbs, this schnitzel is ready for the fryer.
I think you need to beat the pork vigorously first, to tenderize the meat, you know
Next is milk, then sugar, then you beat him thoroughly and put him in the oven.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pound_cake or as French call it, quarte quarts
Quatre quarts. Or “four quarters”.
And this, is already too much maths for Bardella
Add in some stale bread, and then forget all about him for some ‘pain perdu’.
Custard’s last stand
