He (after he regains full consciousness) is about to launch into the most racist, conspiracy laden tirade you have ever heard in your entire life because the nurses at the dementia ward are 37 seconds late with his third serving of Jello fat free tapioca pudding. 🫡
It is not nature’s gift, it’s nature’s weird pet project that is inflicted on too much life. Stop making things crab evolution you unoriginal fuck.