Keyboard prices soared this month, as tech giants pivoted from failed AI projects to employing hordes of monkeys typing randomly. One CEO was quoted as saying, “Just a few trillion more dollars, and I think our random typing model could reproduce the lost contents of the Library of Alexandria.”
First it was GPUs because crypto, then this. Wonder what useless thing the tech bros will cover up with in a few years!
Water.
It’s already happening in parallel though, not next.
Article in 2027:
When in a gold rush, be the one selling shovels.
I’m off to buy stocks in bananas.