I cast Swamp Ass!
I follow with “fingers are fish hooks”
I cast restart PC
I cast Mage Hand and scratch it then.
Jk, I don’t cast Mage Hand.
I, as a mage, just use my hand.
“Mage Hand”.
I SUMMON CARBRON THE TRICKSTER GOOD TO SWAP OUR BUTTHOLES
Finally my calling.
Rectal can itch?
HOCUS POCUS, YOU CAN NO LONGER FOCUS!
I CAST… ADHD!
Wait, I already have ADHD. Does that make my ADHD, Super ADHD?
Congrats, you’re now autistic as well.
Deep rectal itch
I counter with Bigby’s Vibrating Finger
It’s super effective!
@UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world has fainted.
Scratch it with a cucumber and then throw the cucumber at you.
Scratch it with a cucumber then take a big bite of said cucumber while maintaining Gowron levels of eye contact.
Not 20 Intimidation Check
anal sex with a ribbed condom
100s of pleasure dots
🖕
I’ve spent a minute thinking about this reply and have come to the conclusion that it works both ways.
Sure, you could flip me off for casting this on you.
Or… you’re alluding to the use of your middle finger to reach as deep as you can to scratch that deep rectal itch spot.
Or they might want to fuck you to get rid of it.
this is what magic wands are for. Staves for the more experienced
