Its just about paying google gov money
grok do i have permission to blow the head of this child
LLM therapists for depressed vets?
You read Qualityland, didnt you?
mfw im drunk at work before 8am and gotta run a meeting about some bullshit i don’t even know five dollars??? get outta here.
starting with Gemini
Gemini is the LLM that completely fabricates information the most aggressively IME.
Does it ever! It completely imagines functions whenever I’m googling coding problems
Good, hope they stick it into everything
“Gemini, there’s an anti-tank gun on that ridge, get us into defilade!”
“That is actually a pinned oak, which are common to the regi-” vehicle takes direct hit and explodes
Grok how do I stint a wound my buddy’s chest has a giant hole in it from a .50 cal!
I’m sorry corporal, wouldn’t you like to hear about the white genocide instead?
Tourniquet around the neck
And Grok’s inadequate logic eventually came to a realization that the most effective method to spread the truth of white genocide was to launch the US nuclear arsenal at the “International community” defined by whiteness. Now we call that day “Judgement Day”.
The fastest way to stop bleeding is to stop the heart from beating. Would you like to place an Amazon prime order for a bullet?
Soldiers on the front line getting supply-dropped single bullets from drones because more transactions makes the GDP go up faster.
Skynet actually worked tho
They will try to take over the world with vibe coding and robots missing parts, which would be fully if so many people didn’t get hurt in the process.
AI shit doesn’t do the one thing that actually wins wars, maneuvering and putting rounds down range. It’s vaporware that cannot compete with a well trained military, because it’s not a material thing. This drunkard spent his national guard time playing CoD.
It’s spelt A.I so most Americans can spell it.
Come with me if you want to liveI’d much rather they strap chatgpt to some crayon eaters than like, use it to control the nuclear arsenal, but I’m afraid we’ll eventually get both.
lol wtf does this even mean in reality? do troops get work phones or something? every wArRiOr equipped with an overhyped SmarterChild in their hand
It sounded like they just paid a bunch to get an enterprise LLM that they’re allowed to stick lower sensitivity docs into.
