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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days ago

What a bargain!

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What a bargain!

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days ago
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  • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca
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    5 days ago

    Uh, guess?

    • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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      I was really hoping someone would say “Dead batteries” and I could do the whole, “I don’t know what I expected” bit.

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        Sorry, ruined the setup. 😬

        • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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          You didn’t. It was a calculated risk, and I am very bad at math.

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