MORE FUCKING CORN
This is political
also random flashback:
did anybody play “zombies vs. Humans” in PE class? Where some kids were Humans and the other were zombies and the goal was to “eliminate the human race” as my PE teacher told us. It was like tag, sharks and minnows, dodgeball and red light green light combined to make the most chaotic game of all time. And the rainbow parachute that you got to wave around and the hula hoops and the little rock wall and…oh, memories.i miss elementary school :(
Oh that parachute!
I too miss being a kid. I miss when my biggest worry was whether I’d get to play Nintendo when I got home.
long live the parachute
I LOVE CORN
When people say to stop being political on here, it’s not necessarily that they don’t think politics is important and should never be discussed, it’s that you should turn “off” once and a while and talk about literally anything else. Even Anne Frank wrote about other stuff in her diary sometimes, and her life was under threat by actual Nazis so I don’t buy the “Everything’s on fire so we should never shut up ever” argument. I’m not even asking you to change your mind, just to change the subject once in a while.
I’m just sick of seeing this:

I agree with you on this. There’s a time and place for everything
Yes but today it is Palestinians, tomorrow it is us.
There is no correct amount to think about or talk about a genocide while it is unfolding, it is relevant to every single one of us in every single moment.
I’m not saying it’s not important, I’m saying could you please not post about it in a completely unrelated community. I swear Lenny’s motto should be “sir, this is a Wendy’s.”
But mooom!!! I wanna post news about the Gaza genocide in the cute pictures of cats community!! Why does the evil early_riser not let me do it and wants to constrain me to topic relevant communities???
Is the corn supposed to be opposed to being political?
No that’s acorn
This post is political
What ever do you mean? Are you trying to say that being able to ignore politics is in and of itself a political stance, since being able to ignore politics is a sign of the privilege you have?
Crazy talk.
Thank you for adding some smartass to the shitpost, it is appreciated
I miss beans
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BeanOS
Is that the fabled Drive B: ?
Ooh that takes me back, B was my mid-90s family computer’s 5.25" floppy drive. :)
Rated B for Bean
Ah nice, upgrading to Michaelsoft Beanbows 11
Needs more beans. Bean-cooled!
Vans were also nice
No. Only beans
Bean van?

Ok, bean-van is ok. For now.

I don’t miss the resulting stink smell.

All Hail
“just put the boobs in the bag bro”
That tomater looks sus. I fear for that corn’s safety
that bitch gonna get her corn holed.
Ok corn, back into your hole
Wait so why the corn?
Started as people not wanting political posts and everyone just ran with it.
I was posting corn because I felt like it and wanted to contribute lmao. I didn’t realize it was because politics lo.
Corn is political
As if there was ever a real choice















