I taught my brother basic programming when he was 7, and then a little pascal. When he was 8 he asked for a fat C+ programming manual for Christmas. When he was 9, he made a working version of MS Word from scratch, it even saved files in compatible file formats.

That was 1989. I think Word has not improved since then, but my brother is doing alright for himself. I still like to fix computers, but I don’t work in computer science.

I came to the comments hoping that someone had acknowledged that lack of water has consistently led to war.

He’s going to burn everything until all they have left is nukes. And then the nukes.

That tree eats a lot of birds and mice. It looks exactly like my tree, which is also a predator.

They’re also kinda weird. Unlike wine,

A million might just be enough to pay for one of the city’s bad cop lawsuits.

I’m good, but I like to always express my appreciation for an offer.

That makes complete sense and I can see it. However I still stand by the body of the vehicle in the sketch looking more like a Crosstrek. I bought one for my wife but we had a situation where we needed to switch cars for the last year, so I’ve been looking at one a lot more recently.

That looks like a Crosstrek at the end. Is Subaru working on self-driving cars? Maybe this really is the reality of the future.

Rand Paul was taking him on about it. I’ll always watch a Kentucky duel. I know everyone hates Rand Paul on both sides of the aisle, but my opinion is that even if you hate his views, he’s consistent with them. Better than that slimy turtle swamp creature by far.

+1 for the woodchipper!

That’s actually a great answer. Thank you! Yeah I know it’s been over a week but this is often how I function.

I mean, you will succeed in turning some people away from Megan Kelly but mostly only dying boomers are watching her anyway.

There’s a few pedos in every group, also pedo haters. JD Delay is not a Trumper but he’s conservative and always advocates for the woodchipper for pedophiles, but he’s been mostly pointing out pedophiles on the left. That said, he would advocate the woodchipper for any and all of them. His merch includes "“Make Pedophiles Scared Again” shirts and “Woodchipper for President '28” hats.

I had shitty American school French when I went to Paris and I did my best, and nearly everyone said they didn’t speak any English which I knew was a fucking lie. I have since decided not to speak French. I’ve still got Dutch, German, Korean and a little bit of Norwegian on top of English. France is the only country in Europe I don’t want to visit again. Rural France was better but I still don’t plan to go back.

I’m all for an LS swap. Let’s LS swap the world!

Yeah my daughter is studying ASL in college right now and have learned a lot about sign language recently.

There is also more legal protection from trespassing. It isn’t illegal to be on a public road or sidewalk in a neighborhood you don’t live in, and you can’t be trespassed unless you commit a crime. If the road and sidewalk are privately owned they can tell you to leave for any/no reason.

My local B league hockey team does discount nights with cheap seats and cheap options for beer/soft drinks and snacks. My wife and I will get tickets, have a few drinks and snacks and spend a total of maybe a little over $20. Even on full price nights it’s maybe $50 for the same.

Plus there’s the fights that almost always break out. Or, as the saying goes, there was a fight and a hockey game broke out.

Me too. Cheers!